(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)55Please respect copyright.PENANAINnTujuCGq
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)55Please respect copyright.PENANAIiqNw8i6Ph
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?55Please respect copyright.PENANArfEHPFM5gZ
(猶豫不決)55Please respect copyright.PENANAQVxgD8JSqI
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。55Please respect copyright.PENANAJtPcsSwJLe
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)55Please respect copyright.PENANAHb5HQQjH1v
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)55Please respect copyright.PENANACpfon5BA15
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)55Please respect copyright.PENANAG9hKVvsUgi
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。55Please respect copyright.PENANA6fs73L862h
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)55Please respect copyright.PENANAF5QY5EkBFz
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。55Please respect copyright.PENANAWGzGI9dP71
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。55Please respect copyright.PENANAuV1jKXG7MX
(路人甲下山走了)55Please respect copyright.PENANARtI3n9BDHC
猴王:失敗。55Please respect copyright.PENANAvAsq3qYj1y
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)55Please respect copyright.PENANAkvDV4syEbQ
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。55Please respect copyright.PENANAXzDJmNR9w3
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。55Please respect copyright.PENANA0UfetJdW77
(路人乙下山走了)55Please respect copyright.PENANAmpiBBCvex4
猴王:失敗。55Please respect copyright.PENANALj2x46j3Cj
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)55Please respect copyright.PENANAJvr756R7Ai
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。55Please respect copyright.PENANAGvRCa6bwpJ
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……55Please respect copyright.PENANAVOMbm6esBA
猴王:你是路人丙?55Please respect copyright.PENANANxYs7uV36Y
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。55Please respect copyright.PENANAQkPF3M7cGP
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?55Please respect copyright.PENANAy3yqHsqE4m
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。55Please respect copyright.PENANAgXR8IZIO6Y
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。55Please respect copyright.PENANAPqToMkBBOe
樵夫:什嘛?55Please respect copyright.PENANAlMow3zORLk
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOTDws3c6iX
樵夫:沒聽明白。55Please respect copyright.PENANAmrCWTe6TMJ
猴王:那就最好不過了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAP7y1XjMwCr
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAPW9vt7zT7Q
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?55Please respect copyright.PENANAYL0f7Qe8Yl
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。55Please respect copyright.PENANAayYLkFPQeD
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。55Please respect copyright.PENANAxx7rtANtkq
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?55Please respect copyright.PENANAylkBIZIF3C
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。55Please respect copyright.PENANAL3H6EwvbMw
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!55Please respect copyright.PENANA8scz5qByyk
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?55Please respect copyright.PENANAYgS3Ld8UNL
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。55Please respect copyright.PENANAGEexqL02k3
猴王:哦哦哦。55Please respect copyright.PENANAnN4wXof2VC
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!55Please respect copyright.PENANA4gWV7MDa3V
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?55Please respect copyright.PENANAr5algO53go
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。55Please respect copyright.PENANAGalhpHQM4U
猴王:這麽容易搞定?55Please respect copyright.PENANARdiGIaH7Xk
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)55Please respect copyright.PENANAkYRYJg5uF8
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。55Please respect copyright.PENANAI4HrIY0wxQ
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)55Please respect copyright.PENANAorY9casg5p
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?55Please respect copyright.PENANAQstrEytkAu
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)55Please respect copyright.PENANAN8w5KzElTJ
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。55Please respect copyright.PENANANeC9JP1re3
(進門一看,又是一道門)55Please respect copyright.PENANAI6YI7O7RjU
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?55Please respect copyright.PENANAFrzG2TDaxR
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)55Please respect copyright.PENANAwt7MJFzAFG
猴王:又是自動門。我進!55Please respect copyright.PENANA4QT3o1QcuC
(咚!……哎呀!)55Please respect copyright.PENANAespnWwwiU0
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)55Please respect copyright.PENANACYF1DXYkxb
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!55Please respect copyright.PENANAE0UIBLdIja
(門內,走出一位仙童)55Please respect copyright.PENANA2r57hyHpHa
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?55Please respect copyright.PENANAOB3DYV0IEG
猴王(一舉右手):我!55Please respect copyright.PENANALcdp2skSvL
仙童:你哪位?55Please respect copyright.PENANAFGtaiFb8ib
猴王:我來拜師學道。55Please respect copyright.PENANAMhmsPw5N0Y
仙童:哦,請進。55Please respect copyright.PENANAdWP64pzWlf
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?55Please respect copyright.PENANATbZxFynPqF
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。55Please respect copyright.PENANAnAZtrK4x0g
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?55Please respect copyright.PENANAV1Q25o9lRs
仙童:防盜門。55Please respect copyright.PENANAOFSBAi9gAg
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?55Please respect copyright.PENANAsinfKl5kI6
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。55Please respect copyright.PENANAgZLSNZJxLN
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?55Please respect copyright.PENANAKCo1PThbxx
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。55Please respect copyright.PENANAPAciWpRQMB
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。55Please respect copyright.PENANAjW3UCopdal
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)55Please respect copyright.PENANAvSKW40EzIS
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。55Please respect copyright.PENANARRoopklKNW
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)55Please respect copyright.PENANA8uyJzz7Vzx
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)55Please respect copyright.PENANAFNpgtiKA2z
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?55Please respect copyright.PENANAjTvhHpXGX9
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。55Please respect copyright.PENANA4OBbfB1X0H
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAyjJnKReIjE
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?55Please respect copyright.PENANA6J5gdwRjFY
猴王:姓名?沒有。55Please respect copyright.PENANAkGwZuT4nyQ
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?55Please respect copyright.PENANANJ2wUBM6SR
猴王:啊!這個還要問?55Please respect copyright.PENANA2RSSi8YPU7
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?55Please respect copyright.PENANAhlCawCIRgd
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。55Please respect copyright.PENANAQW9NuSrzuE
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?55Please respect copyright.PENANAE3c4H7Pd15
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。55Please respect copyright.PENANAzv8Ohaiq55
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!55Please respect copyright.PENANAzqoHm7Uxdm
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。55Please respect copyright.PENANA8LYDPqbqyK
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?55Please respect copyright.PENANAjrwzGkXW27
猴王:是,師父。55Please respect copyright.PENANAZJURDWpmmW
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。55Please respect copyright.PENANAwrXR0XnhZG
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。55Please respect copyright.PENANAwSZSFyW3NA
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。55Please respect copyright.PENANAVjMCzDli77
仙童:跟我走吧。55Please respect copyright.PENANAQfr7hie2XT
(猴王原地一動不動)55Please respect copyright.PENANAA81UXO1kb5
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!55Please respect copyright.PENANAADy8pswWti
(猴王還是原地一動不動)55Please respect copyright.PENANAROlLUmfcsp
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?55Please respect copyright.PENANALJMrnPr8Pi
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?55Please respect copyright.PENANAaUOl2UBZd1
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?55Please respect copyright.PENANAhSbdmmPrGZ
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。55Please respect copyright.PENANABfcaOkFFLV
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!55Please respect copyright.PENANASS6sNDoeo5
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。55Please respect copyright.PENANAdIlmP9etHU
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!55Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3MQqu4VYm
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?55Please respect copyright.PENANAtMJXcH0i76
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!55Please respect copyright.PENANAMKHGtVPdCq
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?55Please respect copyright.PENANAGdSU5xU9Dy
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。55Please respect copyright.PENANA1ASSbjftB0
悟空:謝師父取名。55Please respect copyright.PENANAQA0mK1Xs7I
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)55Please respect copyright.PENANAIqdG3KSRxg
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ISSUE #2
第02回 拜師三星洞
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