（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGNQ5Vq1Dy
　　（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIyP75Rzqe
　　悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmzJuYFFHQ
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF20oBpPup
　　（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIg5uCBzK6
　　悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27atPjo1UL
　　菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WIgLUKgEj
　　悟空：弟子已經忍很久。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlfY6MzfGm
　　菩提祖師：有多久？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYrULzl5wB
　　悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AVGMs7E0F
　　菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs44h8HqkTV
　　悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXOcflbCUK0
　　菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPGkWt5Xs4
　　悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpd6rCYSWg
　　菩提祖師：是滴！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbwrtRtst0
　　悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftHL1Kze6O
　　菩提祖師：什麽秘密？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOk8qE8sUGS
　　悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkk53AWyBfR
　　菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhQGc6bPoAb
　　悟空：師父為何大笑？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkY38sbWb2
　　菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXQL3Xdy59
　　悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHZcZAVlhI
　　菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFilp6rsTOa
　　悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsHKwkCAOQ
　　菩提祖師：拿來我看。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqrbPFmWdG
　　（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcsppk7YpV
　　菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZD6fLQdFmG
　　悟空：現在不能捉了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oMP9xmqrB
　　菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHbEpAVZCk
　　悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6J228itki
　　菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZFVRPQsDQ
　　悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNVAeR51HC
　　菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsLGONwXku
　　悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyi2c4F3Bz
　　菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4O3yZtFbY
　　悟空：是滴。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWKcJDJgHq
　　菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgf3rDGbeM
　　悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeMuvJvfnz
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeK2kRAbTc
　　悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw9OJoN1EX
　　菩提祖師：這還差不多！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83Dk34BfIk
　　悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk13XOeNj8u
　　菩提祖師：說！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4591VnxaF
　　悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorD0VpUlMH
　　菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FgskhRPrB
　　悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDTin6Bk6s
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlb0KakwoU
　　悟空：什麽是術道？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBd2QIpeY6U
　　菩提祖師：替人算命用的。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxDyAjHwSL
　　悟空：學會術道，能活多久？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJk4HXw39v
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtB0idainP
　　悟空：不學！不學！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlpXOJ8IVJ
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f7RX74i0k
　　悟空：什麽是流道？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwdcDHYTPv
　　菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCMDpbFalj
　　悟空：學會流道，能活多久？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QRecdTb2h
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uAuNFll5h
　　悟空：不學！不學！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqDzLxn1IX
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLU4wYWawL
　　悟空：什麽是靜道？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXUu8LhVHe
　　菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqhwB5ZGSK
　　悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD24cAdKTrq
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cxYM6yj8v
　　悟空：不學！不學！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV2MZKacZs
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUOW0Qqvjo
　　悟空：動道又是什麽？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkpir9Wfux
　　菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iEvAbLK14
　　悟空：學會動道，能活多久？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7A0kMvWNxF
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrKgCMRe1A
　　悟空：不學！不學！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaX7Kw0diDT
　　菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7zYn2pfig
　　（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNzQrzeaUN
　　（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLCm9N0iVY
　　菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpbsgr5Vz8
　　悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOE6p6hxgeO
　　菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETfSX3A0u6
　　悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS69JDken97
　　菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyUMOPZEYq
　　悟空：那我走了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEMX9q9eHy
　　菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjhUCRRhUr
　　（悟空找到便壺）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonMmDSGga3
　　悟空：師父請用。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HptifsWnn
　　（菩提祖師撒完尿）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebg3Z4brfS
　　菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhp5Jw6nTkc
　　悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO1D0V7eBI
　　菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgiTPXpWSD
　　悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4EbyhKUi6
　　菩提祖師：好吧！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3JRSLICa5
　　悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgC2ef7h01
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQfktly21r
　　悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsA55xdiMt
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgUg0QXWMT1
　　悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7PrVr9QXQ
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIA68GGpu9
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh5UScN2au
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRGY8322GQ
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkROT5Zj5jW
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEo5wOzaH1
　　（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleau5xB3DI
　　（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYHLRhZCNT
　　菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWfSmRuITV
　　悟空：變身之法是什麽？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwXZE7nwbw
　　菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMGirtpLbq5
　　悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObRuNIx4r0
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa860F2ihX
　　悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PQLjYJVaT
　　菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTfdzWRYBg
　　悟空：啊！這個……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyu8IEBoPum
　　菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtPNLlzQZG
　　悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6U882CHvL
　　菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHF55d3dvdg
　　悟空：弟子108變全部想學。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ysIMUz63G
　　菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZAenyehXd
　　悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX9aQFCb8T
　　菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1Un1iyJvy
　　悟空：那就學72變。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBdQodN7SY
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhZq0cKbwW
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFPENbO7m4
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuNX0BSWGJ
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9rdzinTamH
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldLQABZeam
　　（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13ao5A2Iax
　　（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSX6jVfi5kN
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1J3uvGvAD
　　悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0Jwfcx0mq
　　菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSurQhphw4
　　悟空：會。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnctlWsrNU
　　菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGGfC3XiTi
　　悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fFJU5Nm5Q
　　菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN9Hv4a5N8
　　悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡankBu2qmbL
　　菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6pfaBebPu
　　悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMJ49rPVRy
　　菩提祖師：有道理。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2vXsNlBwT
　　（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5O4hW9g55
　　菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHkItmE7Id
　　悟空：我飛——！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrCa8S9ClW
　　（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShWalPCa9Q
　　悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0qIU9pJiW
　　菩提祖師：速度太慢！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1ldYbu3nQ
　　悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fR8qMGsXZ
　　菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqswuLg2Fz
　　悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqH83GeKBDr
　　菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjlxtMzDw9
　　悟空：不解！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuumgJD4Vj
　　菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U6zYkboxH
　　悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlpLiVbuUO
　　菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNywM9BRuIb
　　悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVE8tRzKfg
　　菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmpwsJC983
　　悟空：頭跟雲？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp9WED8svP
　　菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eQoH6ud3s
　　悟空：速度有多快？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6O3mPLfF0
　　菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkigb812LHO
　　悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy93S58stm
　　菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeJiB1i6pU
　　悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYQmZ8A7zn
　　菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvfcEp3H8d
　　悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaq3P5xzyj
　　菩提祖師：自身不會。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjC3OJOCEL
　　悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUxRjeE4pg
　　菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvBGPsrjue
　　悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJq9YGUfVb
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSFAGA4LjW
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEkNJSyffA
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw95oVyhU9J
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SeuVTjCG2
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqE4TJyEg4S
　　（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL92HjIJGB
　　（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdQfQ6zy2Q
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3vGFWgxSl
　　悟空：師父？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92MbLojB33
　　眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvM8LALsD3
　　（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NqMTuO1mq
　　悟空：我的進化鼠？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBDNUvf2I1
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVUvGiG7jb
　　眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzncAvFo4b
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoIeg6y2Oq
　　悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdTKfOCsQK
　　菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkL3EqQ4Sha
　　悟空：意外。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNkgDgIJNO
　　菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogyVk0u27I
　　仙童：遵命。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZm2PJOJD4
　　悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgSXAB3Uj9
　　菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJCwbjiuhy
　　悟空：啊！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQH7J36COh
　　（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iJqBGYYlO
　　悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YTWZWw09r
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKr8HCDp8i
　　悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKZxKPmgOh
　　菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpq04GR7rP
　　悟空：什嘛？！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dy1Ij2Ga8
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1KlhvJDdL
　　悟空：我……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaePhdiXsfP
　　菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL6SM2aulM
　　悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4566Cm9zTk
　　菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZsaqfaauo
　　悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGGuYOYVJ4
　　菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnIg2XKgiz
　　悟空：啊！我走，我走。60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ69d9K2P7g
　　菩提祖師：快走！60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyPxt9pCZU
　　（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）60Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PR5VdRb7Q
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