轟——!86Please respect copyright.PENANAp9cQApR4C4
(天地間一聲巨響,出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。)86Please respect copyright.PENANAuynDxoUsNB
(天庭)86Please respect copyright.PENANAUOa3KZSl0R
(靈霄殿)86Please respect copyright.PENANApXaNl5paLk
(玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺)86Please respect copyright.PENANADAUCYXxqCL
傳令官:報——!!!86Please respect copyright.PENANAR3cjZNFtic
(玉帝一驚,伸著懶腰醒來)86Please respect copyright.PENANAse2JEYHLU0
玉帝:什麽事啊?這麽大聲?又打擾我睡覺。86Please respect copyright.PENANAGWI1SGSS9a
傳令官:千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。86Please respect copyright.PENANAysZkFeATf7
玉帝:傳。(趴在桌上繼續睡覺)86Please respect copyright.PENANACApNKoaNCq
(千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來)86Please respect copyright.PENANAxrOD5HEosV
千裏眼:陛下,我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈,今日在下界爆裂成功啦!86Please respect copyright.PENANABrBNsz3ZLR
玉帝(猛地醒來):哦!真的?耶!耶!(狂喜)86Please respect copyright.PENANAsAqrZbZoHC
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了,竟震壞我兩個耳膜。86Please respect copyright.PENANAVXiHGfdZMN
玉帝:你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎?震壞兩個算什麽?別大驚小怪的。86Please respect copyright.PENANAFSonmpEdTG
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……86Please respect copyright.PENANArurGtMQGwC
玉帝:啊!你的眼睛沒受傷害吧?你只有兩只眼睛。86Please respect copyright.PENANAUYLYwQCVMX
千裏眼:哈哈!沒,沒。我戴墨鏡看的。86Please respect copyright.PENANAYrBgNXcCIQ
玉帝:算你小子聰明!86Please respect copyright.PENANAlW0Xme2Quq
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙,壯觀無比!我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。86Please respect copyright.PENANAE0WPstlfvc
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷,聽得我心曠神怡。86Please respect copyright.PENANA3676f8ElYB
玉帝:哦?這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我?!86Please respect copyright.PENANAmsPUEdULrm
千裏眼:陛下,你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來,你想看隨時就可以看。86Please respect copyright.PENANAvl8Chh6H6i
玉帝:真有你小子的!86Please respect copyright.PENANAlD3cw1oJcj
順風耳:可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能,沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。86Please respect copyright.PENANAhLzbblaa0B
玉帝:唉!沒關系,就當看無聲電影吧。小順子,下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎?隨時隨地錄製聲音,很具有生物學價值。86Please respect copyright.PENANAqwfEOICvsd
順風耳:謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。86Please respect copyright.PENANAJVYffvaOJe
千裏眼:等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡,不會讓你再看黑白電影。86Please respect copyright.PENANASL4MhYAMG1
玉帝:都給我住口!86Please respect copyright.PENANA6S4VhDN5fz
千裏眼/順風耳:陛下,我們的想法難道不好嗎?86Please respect copyright.PENANAnPx3dIveUX
玉帝:是好想法。做為你們的老大,我常常教導你們,做神要低調,不要張口閉口神啊神的。86Please respect copyright.PENANASpeNQCgTrl
千裏眼/順風耳:臣等明白!86Please respect copyright.PENANAcKUYgtayAG
玉帝:以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字,改稱——元子彈。86Please respect copyright.PENANA3IaJqmL9GI
千裏眼/順風耳:元子彈???86Please respect copyright.PENANA6hotH2HxUL
(在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山,位於沙漠地帶,山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈86Please respect copyright.PENANAPRYvEp6k21
爆裂,產生肥沃的土壤,使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果,成為名副其實的——花果山!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAj3Zk5rK3tr
(山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子)86Please respect copyright.PENANAuJq2rvMG4w
(由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗,一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射,導致基因突變,成86Please respect copyright.PENANAL96pgCytDJ
為神猴!親們,因為神猴是元子彈產生的,所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。)86Please respect copyright.PENANA3WbK450xlm
(山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍,元猴走到水邊,準備跳入水中)86Please respect copyright.PENANAD5fS78Rq7d
通背猿猴:等等!(一把攔住元猴)86Please respect copyright.PENANAljRaTRhzHx
元猴:幹嘛?86Please respect copyright.PENANAS07V5F4gur
通背猿猴:你要幹嘛?86Please respect copyright.PENANA141HSQvRKV
元猴:我打算洗個澡。可以吧?86Please respect copyright.PENANA3DTuQZr5zl
通背猿猴:可以。86Please respect copyright.PENANAunz26R2S0w
(元猴想跳入水中,又被一把攔住)86Please respect copyright.PENANAcJ0nxP7wpQ
元猴:你要幹嘛?86Please respect copyright.PENANAG9K8KiDbxD
通背猿猴:我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。86Please respect copyright.PENANAqz4qQfhc9W
元猴:不是怪味兒,是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了,勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。86Please respect copyright.PENANAlghCEzIa4O
通背猿猴:你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒?86Please respect copyright.PENANASq3rhOYnDZ
元猴:說來話長。86Please respect copyright.PENANA3WsC43J79Y
通背猿猴:我想聽聽。86Please respect copyright.PENANAwN73HzFBjK
元猴:我急著洗澡,我洗澡先怎樣?86Please respect copyright.PENANAmXtftjC0Xs
通背猿猴:我急著聽你的話,你說先怎樣?86Please respect copyright.PENANAynDArO1yOk
元猴:好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒~~~86Please respect copyright.PENANA2gMrPDtE7a
通背猿猴:嗯……86Please respect copyright.PENANAIu7PNOutbV
元猴:一不小心就有了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAqZNzhuYn1v
通背猿猴:啊。86Please respect copyright.PENANAtuVWc1YOSQ
(噗通!元猴縱身跳入水中)86Please respect copyright.PENANA0STrOSPfFI
通背猿猴:哇!這個入水動作,簡直太美了!86Please respect copyright.PENANApcEQnIWg5o
(群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然,聽到一個猴子大叫!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAfr5i0eBEoT
猴子甲:有黑洞!有黑洞!……86Please respect copyright.PENANARTxSgrwF0u
(猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著,水中群猴都被吸引上岸)86Please respect copyright.PENANABu21z7REsC
通背猿猴:黑洞?什麽是黑洞啊?86Please respect copyright.PENANA1vkGOA8Ifa
元猴:笨豬!黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦!86Please respect copyright.PENANA2dhC4y6msG
通背猿猴:貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣?86Please respect copyright.PENANANftXuRhjPe
元猴:有誰進去過沒有?86Please respect copyright.PENANA2KNKvjId1I
通背猿猴:剛發現的,應該沒有。86Please respect copyright.PENANAZEsTXe2rGI
元猴:我可沒那個膽量。86Please respect copyright.PENANA3B2sPj2t5K
通背猿猴:那你瞎嚷嚷什麽?86Please respect copyright.PENANADwFdqf2RLN
元猴:我看你不了解,解釋一下給你聽嘍。86Please respect copyright.PENANABh8WbApfQH
通背猿猴:哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊?86Please respect copyright.PENANAKDzXCuG2B1
(眾猴不語)86Please respect copyright.PENANAWnzZrGoNwO
通背猿猴:誰敢進黑洞,我們就拜他為王!86Please respect copyright.PENANA1w8EkeJ2Ir
(眾猴又不語。過了一會兒)86Please respect copyright.PENANAmyj5aiBpmH
元猴:我進去看看怎樣?86Please respect copyright.PENANAzr2LHUoEi1
通背猿猴:你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來?86Please respect copyright.PENANAZfAFBqnteV
元猴:我一向很謙虛,沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下,最後做出決定,所以86Please respect copyright.PENANAp48iRDJuCK
過了一會兒。86Please respect copyright.PENANA01dmuMvvzU
通背猿猴:廢話少說!你這就進洞吧。86Please respect copyright.PENANAhBVtTSuglu
元猴:我有個要求。86Please respect copyright.PENANAXwAlCJFaRC
通背猿猴:說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAPiSkMuHRXY
元猴:我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越,如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後,猴王不但做不成,我從此還消失了。86Please respect copyright.PENANA8PK3D9SVwP
通背猿猴:你想怎樣?86Please respect copyright.PENANAHL8jHpReOK
元猴:你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧?86Please respect copyright.PENANAkst45HEzfU
通背猿猴:好!你消失後就在此給你立個牌子,上寫:某某某在此穿越!86Please respect copyright.PENANAu6u1Q8G2oB
元猴:牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭,「某某某在此穿越!」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面,還要……86Please respect copyright.PENANA4Rew5ljByQ
通背猿猴:好!好!好!都答應你!你快進去吧!進去吧!86Please respect copyright.PENANAV4jGJ5zCu7
(通背猿猴雙手一推元猴,元猴飛身離地,穿過瀑布,進入黑洞)86Please respect copyright.PENANAiEZcsUNNs7
(黑洞內金光閃閃!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAeiFbq2S09G
元猴:哇!難道這裏是座寶藏?86Please respect copyright.PENANATaFCYP6d1w
(走近一看,石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字:花果山福地,水簾洞洞天。)86Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ite0e0fbG
元猴:靠!我以為是金銀珠寶,原來只是幾個閃光字。86Please respect copyright.PENANA1z8VfvuB3T
(砰!一聲,拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中,發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、86Please respect copyright.PENANAMHfTEjgWSF
石床、石凳……)86Please respect copyright.PENANAdPVfQ6yDsd
元猴:這兒家具挺全的,以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧?86Please respect copyright.PENANAXZkUwFtcB5
(洞外)86Please respect copyright.PENANAPBPwwiF4Bb
眾猴:怎麽還不出來?86Please respect copyright.PENANAqyWQLKwTSD
通背猿猴:唉!我們為他立碑吧。86Please respect copyright.PENANAxvIZ8HBdHr
(嗖——!一聲,但見瀑布處水花濺出,緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAcN0RZBcSef
通背猿猴:有飛碟!86Please respect copyright.PENANAwK3KHyeUja
(不明飛行物一落地,卻是元猴。眾猴圍上)86Please respect copyright.PENANAfz9OkdO3FN
眾猴:黑洞裏邊有什麽?黑洞裏邊有什麽?…………86Please respect copyright.PENANAaIY95le5QS
元猴:這個……86Please respect copyright.PENANAWuAP1dBC49
通背猿猴:某某某,黑洞裏邊有什麽?快說!86Please respect copyright.PENANA9dc4BuNqKN
眾猴:某某某快說!某某某快說!……86Please respect copyright.PENANAZKCa4JawVk
元猴:諸位,你們對我的稱謂,是不是該換換了?86Please respect copyright.PENANAaRkqm34aos
通背猿猴:什麽稱謂換換什麽啦?86Please respect copyright.PENANAMDNthiF7zH
元猴:你當眾說,誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王!86Please respect copyright.PENANAwA5MsN8FKo
通背猿猴:哈哈!不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密,把那事忘了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAGdqAYp03yC
元猴:現在想起來了吧?用不用我再提醒你們一遍?86Please respect copyright.PENANAWgSZGEgwvd
通背猿猴:不用!不用!都來拜見我們的大王!86Please respect copyright.PENANAF8SEFUjNym
眾猴:拜見大王!86Please respect copyright.PENANA6rzHFsZObP
(群猴俯首而拜,高呼:大王萬歲!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAUCQciqmSgg
通背猿猴:大王啊,黑洞裏面……86Please respect copyright.PENANAQs8OSnwOyN
猴王:黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。86Please respect copyright.PENANA6B6YsotjpO
通背猿猴:原來是個三居室。86Please respect copyright.PENANAqbAuVDBhXi
猴王:可以這麽說。86Please respect copyright.PENANAiXY6IIf1kM
通背猿猴:房子不小,可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。86Please respect copyright.PENANAvR9Jug2Iuz
猴王:雖是個三居室,可每居都有上百平米,足夠我們全全入住。86Please respect copyright.PENANA6pq25d15Zi
通背猿猴:哦!這樣的話,我們就和大王群居!86Please respect copyright.PENANAh3zC5g5RhR
猴王:是同居!你用詞文雅一點好不好?86Please respect copyright.PENANAKr9NlY7dRd
通背猿猴:我們什麽時候搬進去?86Please respect copyright.PENANAP8p6wFPpTZ
猴王:現在就搬。隨我來!86Please respect copyright.PENANAEyEoHkEeyG
(群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中)86Please respect copyright.PENANAHPxhbftk1R
(在洞內,眾猴張燈結彩,手舞足蹈,歡天喜地!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAt9f3RX1TJM
(通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字)86Please respect copyright.PENANAHpg48kS38M
通背猿猴:哈哈!原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字!好名字呀!86Please respect copyright.PENANAr9dxlVhf5x
猴子甲:大王,你也應該有個好名字才好。86Please respect copyright.PENANA7hpawmzeFC
猴王:你們稱我為王,我已經心滿意足。86Please respect copyright.PENANAv8Yirp5FxQ
通背猿猴:大王,我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美,那一瞬間,使我終身難忘。86Please respect copyright.PENANAmVdNyniM0O
猴王:待會兒出去,我再跳給你看。86Please respect copyright.PENANAkFfMwlz35R
通背猿猴:不如,我們就稱你為美猴王吧!86Please respect copyright.PENANAa46fT2Y3jx
猴王:美猴王?86Please respect copyright.PENANAqHuji0Q3AI
群猴:美猴王!美猴王!美猴王!…………86Please respect copyright.PENANAE7Kf14dnVU
猴王:隨你們的便啦。86Please respect copyright.PENANAHyxRT5OVfa
猴子甲:大王叫美猴王,我叫麗猴王!86Please respect copyright.PENANAti0wUh4Q7N
猴子乙:我叫帥猴王!86Please respect copyright.PENANA8xSLEaA8gp
猴子丙:我叫酷猴王!86Please respect copyright.PENANAh0vhhfKVhV
…………86Please respect copyright.PENANAG2NlF4bKCm
(美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁)86Please respect copyright.PENANA3gpJYnNRgg
美猴王:你打算叫什麽?86Please respect copyright.PENANAEXaYW2dCi2
通背猿猴:好名字都被他們搶了,我無所謂了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAOhFVZyuRWf
美猴王:你貴姓?86Please respect copyright.PENANAThWswqzN21
通背猿猴:姓通。86Please respect copyright.PENANAZKmt5vrGZF
美猴王:名字?86Please respect copyright.PENANASiHcWHmMLL
通背猿猴:背。86Please respect copyright.PENANAhFDHz6hytH
美猴王:背什麽?86Please respect copyright.PENANAvhotpUYOdE
通背猿猴:只有一個背。86Please respect copyright.PENANAccbt6cHGrd
美猴王:嗯,本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣?86Please respect copyright.PENANAg3LJivQxZE
通背猿猴:好名字!大王有文采!86Please respect copyright.PENANAr7wUKur88N
(至此,花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6nX0IRW30
(一日,美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒,傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞)86Please respect copyright.PENANAAADvpbWQ3G
傳令猴:報告大王,出事了!86Please respect copyright.PENANAWdx7cw0uDl
美猴王:愛卿何事驚慌?86Please respect copyright.PENANAbxI1yxWsbj
傳令猴:帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。86Please respect copyright.PENANAw8hSPO131C
美猴王:啊!我的帥愛卿,你去的太早了!55555……(痛哭流涕)86Please respect copyright.PENANACJf80hAHBb
(美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上,群猴紛紛落淚。)86Please respect copyright.PENANArqUg8hlK5j
(群猴都不哭了,只有美猴王哭泣不止)86Please respect copyright.PENANAS4d2XrGCAr
通背猿猴:大王,猴死不能復生。希望你……86Please respect copyright.PENANAB6tnciFhvk
美猴王:55555……(哭的更加厲害)86Please respect copyright.PENANAqD7lS4MP4t
群猴:大王,別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。86Please respect copyright.PENANAMTkUYenUoh
美猴王:我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭,他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想,百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山,離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎?86Please respect copyright.PENANAN2oMMZWoNc
(群猴聽罷,一個個掩面悲啼!)86Please respect copyright.PENANAIY02bpoKc1
通背猿猴:大王,你的意思是,我們活的再長久,都不免一死?86Please respect copyright.PENANAnbXMbRJGAQ
美猴王:嗯啊!86Please respect copyright.PENANAWpT96lDsor
通背猿猴:大王想要長生不死,不是沒有辦法。86Please respect copyright.PENANALzPuCLS9vK
美猴王:不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了?86Please respect copyright.PENANAlZR73Fh0Gf
通背猿猴:嗯啊!86Please respect copyright.PENANA1QEqE4LOgh
美猴王:快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!………86Please respect copyright.PENANAOyr3wXIqa1
通背猿猴:在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙,大王可登門拜訪,學個長生不老之術,不生不滅,與天地山川齊壽!86Please respect copyright.PENANAb25J1tUnV0
美猴王:來人!86Please respect copyright.PENANAWyM4Ajlpcs
傳令猴:大王何事?86Please respect copyright.PENANAfwexRVkE4S
美猴王:備船!86Please respect copyright.PENANAIVT9mD8nhF
傳令猴:是!86Please respect copyright.PENANAh92LVncrtR
(嗖——!猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了)86Please respect copyright.PENANA6ay4A2FFV0
86Please respect copyright.PENANA9be0Zu7djP
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大話囍遊
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刀鋒戰水

ISSUE #1
第01回 猴王出世
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