（光陰似梭，日月如箭。不知不覺，已過去N年）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuZPLSGpKt
　　（一日，菩提祖師高坐聖壇，正在論經講道）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCcWtPGhmo
　　悟空：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGdvkZxqMs
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你不專心聽課，為何大笑？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcawDpu6mFt
　　（悟空在身上摸來摸去，忽然一抖右手，拿出一只小老鼠）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNoMDRwTVe
　　悟空：師父，一只小老鼠在我的衣服裏跑來跑去，撓的我癢癢，所以弟子大笑。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvoBIdVErJ
　　菩提祖師：現在在上課，你不能忍忍嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMs4XtL4ep
　　悟空：弟子已經忍很久。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LB8dTkAn2
　　菩提祖師：有多久？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiH7AagvCNe
　　悟空：弟子每年都去後山桃樹上吃桃，一共吃了八次。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGwf3d2tKC
　　菩提祖師：啊！這麽說，你忍了八年？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNXiWrRDWy
　　悟空：弟子不敢確定。如果後山上的桃是一年兩結果，弟子只忍了四年。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb5ZvPJcbK
　　菩提祖師：後山上的桃是一年一結果，你忍了八年！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L1ZAi3Ppf
　　悟空：哇！我已經來這兒八年了……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcF5q3X21De
　　菩提祖師：是滴！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjh03UISUVA
　　悟空：弟子來這兒八年吃桃八年，發現這座山上有一個極其重大的秘密。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2yXSy69yq
　　菩提祖師：什麽秘密？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84FRGUd4m2
　　悟空：弟子每次吃完桃就會拉肚子。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU0PW1mSd4
　　菩提祖師：哈哈哈哈！哈哈哈哈！………58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ACVz5AIKd
　　悟空：師父為何大笑？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3B94ymGhi
　　菩提祖師：那後山長桃樹的山叫爛桃山，山上結的桃都是腐爛的桃，你吃了不拉肚子才怪呢！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFajpA9a8xO
　　悟空：弟子吃了八年還在拉，弟子的抵抗力實在太差。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtFtv2BCjW
　　菩提祖師：你的忍耐力到挺強，竟能讓這只老鼠在身上待八年？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3rJYEwYkp
　　悟空：弟子沒什麽忍耐力。這只老鼠是我八年前在後山上收養的寵物，我一直把它帶在身上。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOccFmkxi0X
　　菩提祖師：拿來我看。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qUtyMTw3d
　　（悟空把老鼠遞給菩提祖師）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFNTQf4Yum
　　菩提祖師：滿可愛的！悟空，你能不能幫為師在後山捉一只老鼠做寵物？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeWSWDEcNN
　　悟空：現在不能捉了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMCUzlXuwx
　　菩提祖師：嗯？為什麽？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNp8qtmF0D
　　悟空：現在後山的老鼠滿身的鼠疫，收養那類的老鼠會死。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EVuQitqr7
　　菩提祖師：你的這只老鼠沒帶鼠疫？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qGCyzZ5dK
　　悟空：我這只老鼠是只進化鼠，沒鼠疫。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGFjU9x8wQ
　　菩提祖師：你幫我也捉只進化鼠啊？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUU9BKwxVf
　　悟空：沒有了。天地之間僅有這麽一只進化鼠。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgLfRJsoxz
　　菩提祖師：這麽說，你這只進化鼠是個寶貝了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vhEA5QQZ6
　　悟空：是滴。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhaPiVtg1c
　　菩提祖師：送給為師怎樣？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4DO17wafM
　　悟空：啊！師父的這個請求……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKDd9WMnpG
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，你還想不想跟我混了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXnzI9nshy
　　悟空：師父的這個請求，弟子完全可以滿足。呵呵！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29NJGY6exE
　　菩提祖師：這還差不多！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDVcFHXQIV
　　悟空：弟子也有請求，希望師父也能滿足弟子。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAQrvqmO64
　　菩提祖師：說！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugGH7GvsCi
　　悟空：我拜你為師八年了，你只是教我經道，一點點法術也沒教我。我來這兒的目的是做神仙，求你老人家教我神仙之術！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSy6FY4U8S
　　菩提祖師：好吧！你想學哪些神仙之術？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3JHjWw0KA
　　悟空：隨便。只要是神仙用的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNr0tSHdsT
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的術道如何？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJrWKd5ldk
　　悟空：什麽是術道？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zSzq1IQTW
　　菩提祖師：替人算命用的。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4uRojVWfC
　　悟空：學會術道，能活多久？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzzfuk78yk
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeq8wg0HDDZ
　　悟空：不學！不學！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHR7XcbqdJ
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的流道如何？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSFbphg1z8
　　悟空：什麽是流道？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg95PSxZmco
　　菩提祖師：念經用的。凡學會者，可口齒流離的念經誦佛。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJ4jcXFpeX
　　悟空：學會流道，能活多久？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoMkM1AU6Y
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQGmjTIT9r
　　悟空：不學！不學！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxC2yXe06h
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的靜道如何？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AG30gA1Ys
　　悟空：什麽是靜道？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToeThjqwFW
　　菩提祖師：蹲點用的。打什麽CS啦、CF啦，以靜製動，殺傷力很大！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3ClKrZh3Z
　　悟空：學會靜道，能活多久？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIjXaB8DfK
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qvu89z0KI
　　悟空：不學！不學！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFKLIVWb83
　　菩提祖師：我教你神仙用的動道如何？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvE1DXnkrcS
　　悟空：動道又是什麽？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmhDnIYVim
　　菩提祖師：是動力學，研究物體運動和物體之間的相互作用。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VzvdzsYsC
　　悟空：學會動道，能活多久？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GXGfGeDon
　　菩提祖師：不過百年。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhLwxrfarF
　　悟空：不學！不學！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtAG83haW8
　　菩提祖師：靠！你這猴子，這又不學那又不學，想學啥啊？！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDWEdh8m5i
　　（啪！啪！啪！菩提祖師給了悟空三個耳光，背手拿著老鼠走了。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhV5yTL9oiX
　　（夜半三更，悟空悄悄走進菩提祖師的臥床）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXB4izuxGd
　　菩提祖師：啊！（猛地醒來）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JxeZGviU6
　　悟空：師父！師父！（拜倒在地）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbc6EVXTs0a
　　菩提祖師：悟空？是你？你半夜三更跑我這幹嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXloFabQnt
　　悟空：師父打了我三個耳光，背手而走，是暗示弟子今晚三更到此約會。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe5KlyK7G3
　　菩提祖師：啊？誰會跟你約會？！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgAsOsupiE
　　悟空：那我走了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrB2DRQC7F
　　菩提祖師：等等。師父想尿尿，你快幫師父找找便壺。師父有夜盲癥，看不見。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmafdCVtkWO
　　（悟空找到便壺）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9QCyxiOAi
　　悟空：師父請用。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxgHimJ2pv
　　（菩提祖師撒完尿）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZmwDHxSrh
　　菩提祖師：好舒服啊！好爽啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYObgoXce4d
　　悟空：師父，你教弟子長生不老之術，弟子願天天半夜給你找便壺。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLNqxtPrDH
　　菩提祖師：哇！你這樣做付出太大了吧？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP4QAu2t36
　　悟空（嚴肅地）：弟子心甘情願！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEaMaF0x9O
　　菩提祖師：好吧！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfpCH5RWqw
　　悟空：師父，你答應弟子了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPvfhtNtTU
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmJcI5HnQt
　　悟空：謝師父！謝師父！謝師父！……（磕頭無數）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRxrvbYPwh
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師有個毛病，每天晚上三更就要尿尿一次。因為患有夜盲癥，每天為找便壺在屋裏瞎摸到天亮。有你做幫手，我可以安心睡覺了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDwsUoZTcS
　　悟空：師父，那長生不老之術……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdmsMPWb1X
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCekAEisJO
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvErZD7DvD
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbAEt4jWiX
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmO8sOkWLQ
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDP682nPdY
　　（悟空心領神會，練成長生不老之術。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZl5eC8E5A
　　（第二日夜半三更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4u7giZSsd
　　菩提祖師：悟空，師父教你個變身之法，你想學嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI6urUzUln
　　悟空：變身之法是什麽？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lxqRNrqFk
　　菩提祖師：就是想變什麽就變什麽的法術。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFthzae9mUW
　　悟空：想變什麽就變什麽？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9AbDtAE68
　　菩提祖師：嗯啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv96qfSP4dy
　　悟空：為什麽要教弟子這個？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJxbMiWVxt
　　菩提祖師：我最近上火，喝水特別多，尿的尿也多。我的便壺容量小，裝不下我的尿，你變個便壺給我用。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAEjiE0NpW
　　悟空：啊！這個……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhy4ukZWPpt
　　菩提祖師：你是不是不願學？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabb0Y9zjp9
　　悟空：弟子願學！弟子願學！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTiDBjPl41
　　菩提祖師：好！現有36變和72變，你學哪個？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZYTxg6Xgk
　　悟空：弟子108變全部想學。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWafTuWH0fK
　　菩提祖師：那我叫你72變。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HdHKVJY3Y
　　悟空：剩下的36變你也教我吧？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0zhTiXfF7
　　菩提祖師：72變已包括36變，學了也是重復。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoiXWKp4m1
　　悟空：那就學72變。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VBNxrnAcz
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你口訣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajUmKjqA0A
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArfRFocpkb
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k5hTlPZJk
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F0AvNaREP
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2xPKURSIm
　　（悟空心領神會，學會72變。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhzpXX3Y6p
　　（第3日，夜半3更，悟空準時為菩提祖師找便壺）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxS9iDemz6
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你會騰雲駕霧嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuX0IbiuHX
　　悟空：什麽是騰雲駕霧？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQNpihbI0d
　　菩提祖師：你會飛嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoWiggrvp9
　　悟空：會。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUa6knfgVW
　　菩提祖師：你飛給我看看。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERf7KEoRxL
　　悟空：我飛！我飛！我飛！……（在屋裏跳來跳去）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89ZlJQeT0W
　　菩提祖師：你這是飛還是跳啊？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeAmb9GptC
　　悟空：屋裏的空間小，我只能跳給你看。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdD2hT9pkE
　　菩提祖師：我們去外面，你飛飛給我看。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsXlwYzg8R
　　悟空：師父，現在是半夜，我飛到空中怕撞到不明飛行物，更怕被外星人劫持。等天亮我飛給你看吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACU1XYNsBN
　　菩提祖師：有道理。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ3zPwZXoz
　　（次日天亮，兩人來到洞外空曠之處）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lx1lEj9xt
　　菩提祖師：悟空，現在你可以放心的飛了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb5YskIg1T
　　悟空：我飛——！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimiAOj1GIy
　　（悟空飛到半空，落回原地）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g9BeEFjkU
　　悟空：師父，我飛的怎樣？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplDx9gbdx1
　　菩提祖師：速度太慢！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkVBaK6RU7n
　　悟空：弟子飛回地面很快，速度還慢？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDqRxFMSHX
　　菩提祖師：我已經在這兒等你3天了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnUy2ncaW6
　　悟空：啊！沒那麽誇張吧？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMhJM8Y2NB
　　菩提祖師：你現在神仙。做為神仙，飛，要做到朝遊四海暮蒼梧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNw1rS7ARCi
　　悟空：不解！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRNVgfIddl
　　菩提祖師：就是說，神仙從北面飛到南面、從南面又飛到西面、從西面又飛到東面、從東面又飛回北面，要在24小時內完成。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksyFC7Eroe
　　悟空：那樣東西南北的飛很累吧？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEGyGg1MLM
　　菩提祖師：飛的速度快不累。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZH0gvLgAn
　　悟空：怎麽飛速度就快了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXy7bdNnhr
　　菩提祖師：師父教你個頭跟雲！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORuHuls0Go
　　悟空：頭跟雲？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqsGTU4lxP
　　菩提祖師：錯了，是跟頭雲！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKCVmHgD1F
　　悟空：速度有多快？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZ4VdUMRt5
　　菩提祖師：翻一個跟頭能飛出十萬八千裏！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvaBTEavtp
　　悟空：要手足顛倒的翻跟頭？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgnSRVC39G
　　菩提祖師：是滴！所以師父把跟頭雲說成了頭跟雲。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRijVMfIZM
　　悟空：一個跟頭飛出十萬八千裏，有沒有達到光速？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k5JpVm0OC
　　菩提祖師：經為師精確計算，已經是超光速。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mCqGVB90R
　　悟空：那麽高的速度，身體與空氣產生摩擦，身上會不會起火嗎？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvIQuFIkBC
　　菩提祖師：自身不會。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoR0PivpRf
　　悟空：太好了！如果帶一頭豬飛，就可以吃烤豬了。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp6qmp1MXt
　　菩提祖師：是啊！為師愛吃烤羊，經常帶一只羊飛。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzAPXRLR8H
　　悟空：師父，快教弟子跟頭雲！弟子學會跟頭雲，要做的第一件事是讓你吃烤全羊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94BU5cCdBc
　　菩提祖師：為師立刻傳你跟頭雲的飛行口訣。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8I3D9E7Se
　　%^$#@^^&*()_+!@#，*()_$#%*(((&^%$#%。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nTz336WWr
　　^*((&&^%$##@@@，#$%%^&&*(((*$###。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyp1DQ7uuKo
　　@#$%^&&**(OO×，((*&^%%$$##…@#。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEu1ncaL0o
　　&^%$#%^&(*&^%$，&)(*&^%$###%&*&。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlEPvYFzs0
　　（悟空心領神會，又學會跟頭雲。）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FWVozDOFA
　　（某日，菩提祖師穩坐高壇，講經論道）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4C0PMlbyO
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKT1cYGBEMu
　　悟空：師父？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8yQzH1rMK
　　眾弟子：師父，怎麽了？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8thfiUYSzw
　　（菩提祖師伸手從衣服裏抓出一只血淋淋的老鼠）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9o6BTmX47
　　悟空：我的進化鼠？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt2jRfUuMK
　　菩提祖師：悟空，你送我的這死耗子怎麽咬我？！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoXrfdZxkn
　　眾弟子：師父，你沒事吧？58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfy0C5pes4
　　菩提祖師：哎呀！疼死我了！快叫醫生！快叫醫生！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0dauLv2Nt
　　悟空：師父，我的進化鼠沒鼠疫，咬你一口只是皮外傷。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlIXMnbfmy
　　菩提祖師：是沒鼠疫，可它有毒！我現在中毒啦！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6dhSxKhc3
　　悟空：意外。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yoeAjDS1M
　　菩提祖師：仙童，把這只老鼠餵貓！（狠狠的把老鼠仍在地上）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0WLC3atWa
　　仙童：遵命。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3t6ovsuCl
　　悟空：師父，這只進化鼠貓不敢吃。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtMpAANAty
　　菩提祖師：我有一只進化貓，專吃進化鼠。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwrviBmvBF
　　悟空：啊！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorSs7UzqpK
　　（喵～！一只貓跑來，一口把老鼠吃了！）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRX79RsRIq9
　　悟空：鼠兄，我的鼠兄！你我兄弟情同手足，肝膽相照，沒想到今天你落個死無全屍、死無葬身之地！55555……（嚎啕大哭！）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKN9J92tYFo
　　菩提祖師：孫悟空，今日你我師徒關系一刀兩斷！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j6ySEot2X
　　悟空：沒這麽嚴重吧？只是有毒的老鼠咬你一口。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SzizIaDdS
　　菩提祖師：可那毒耗子這麽一咬，毀了我300年的道行！55555……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNHGptX9mt
　　悟空：什嘛？！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcllcWnHBP4
　　菩提祖師：悟空，為師不責罰你。你給為師一個深刻的教訓。從此以後，為師再也不養寵物了！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3lWDLZZM6
　　悟空：我……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvZkQBt7tF
　　菩提祖師：你已被逐出師門，回你的花果山去吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy9wqjYi0n
　　悟空（跪地流淚）：師父，弟子還想給你老人家找便壺，為你老人家變便壺用。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDicixIf1z
　　菩提祖師：你走吧，你走吧。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5LYTed1VM
　　悟空：弟子還等著師父改個好聽的名字……58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xWt2zpxnU
　　菩提祖師：你走不走？再不走，我讓進化貓咬你的JJ。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngnfKFZfzg
　　悟空：啊！我走，我走。58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVqzAkGlGT
　　菩提祖師：快走！58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5okKInXRL
　　（悟空含淚拜別菩提祖師，一個跟頭飛向花果山）58Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15NsDL7Lz7
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