Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpwooYik93
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcEdSYeSpn
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRjCUEmlF7
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7uiX8Onk1
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsppKaB8LQ
*draws a dead person*517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8OnncXYQD
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQ8wNHMOKK
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvgkmakIub
Cycling? [Silence]517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHNOlxRc8n
Breathe? [Silence]"517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaw8btFJhk
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn46yPr5bhL
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWt5bAWWMW
Yes? Yeah, good answer.517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZr312tUoL
Liar."517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEJW5YB9JA
*circles Algebra*517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WsiVt0lZM
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6cv6HmTXi
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtzgBgMHsc
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfy68aMEeC
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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