《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrLxOK4Bds

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEmeyd08P6
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「答對囉！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2FT7cgMBE
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjCXYvdR8V
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX0qACYEX6
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「咦咦咦！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvbDXtfhdE
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzu1QrgjNX
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZA3l1nRCT
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「要開始囉！一號！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXs7V8QjcLj
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是三岐。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fQYcGLEPC
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4InNl7otR
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOgtdZyzTn
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnan9xMBUz
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後面追著兩個人。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvl7cTlcxc
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFWWc6z1Vo
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirLTTVJsBf
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tu9tBDGTm
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我加快腳步。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCv9vzVmmA
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Gg8ckQfab
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYcQJfJ9Xr
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqufIOU1hc0
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVhdarqYhU
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtnB3rBYzM
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKP05d2eGfU
我開始默默祈禱。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUrWVICP8b
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0NrJnX4Ak
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftlDgG6DTW
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三岐走下台。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEDYSE2Z0j
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXE8Hgt7KT
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MJYRcMnMU
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinZmlGSVMh
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGU5eOrqqP
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBu8wZGZup
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpC5paHchxA
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TQBIPOfU1
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDO45Krez3
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「五十。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNL2M2fAZa
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmBZA2kC8y
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2gBqq2g8U
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluoflNC8VN
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfaz5QiMdY
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbb2QkbIdj
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「因為這是背景設定。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64qsd38kyz
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy6Cg3Oz4v
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkKkX1yP15
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「再縮短一點。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdhsz7pOjx
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQTcs2WJhu
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「再短一點。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGId5BD1PC
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp08eqqO2a
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoAuRiyJR9
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZNOplUcab
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「世債哈樓。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviaH4Esz7s
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWSPmg4flD
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mI4AfKLpf
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVgeh0AYlY
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「請把酒放回桌上。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3B1fHWYaC
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7wfZmQ3ue
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRVOgNbEmB
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DUCY7Idq4
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DMath3cfX
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01mgz17EG1
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGW0FwAI8P9
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKMGZ7Yl8s
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2tEDye8ry
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq9emBqZxP
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKftgwBaknx
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hPO2JRkZB
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「貓公爵是什麼？」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtZ1OhPphv
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukXfYpdTcZ
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtilkV4SvN
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEb8oWhXheO
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7KlhUXDCi
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr82BCNWG8J
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUH4gJpkDw
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「三等於八。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWyUvBTh9L
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEepAiuOs8
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02EmhPb3YY
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5EJwxXCKP
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHseL6nd6I
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GMBEV4ePT
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1m2lGVCwm1
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你們這群小王八蛋。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkQspbxo86
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMygCom9f8H
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bbs4XUFkV
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KEnSfivuL
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlR804Z3g07
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7g4alOpyD
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdkoFWPcAs
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbD7dfrLCr
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpwow6sD5s
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcILEP0jP7
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDvBgVjChp
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcc5xzR9EK
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1vUOjT1Pi
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLqw2X8plr
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfe8aidxTQ
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiZZlE5wq9
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9Z9JCnftc
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「我還沒說完欸！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHao6fTDxao
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3WA4Cn7nu
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYcCdLnwNc
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVnBR4o5dc
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1mQBfvM9p
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「上台吧，快下課了。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiQdL6f4O7
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJDCeofcrV
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe80lN7U6qy
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJovKdjaKq
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJd8bjHWBam
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmODmSuGMai
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLQHQ9Ea2Y
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5bYCa4qqU
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpE9Ia9j9V
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1Xc1E6AKk
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VxlQUT0bC
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6ZEKfNHp6
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWk4m3LvTO5
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4vFskauqs
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「廢話！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaFeO9QVfa
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpelPIhcRLP
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjljqgFgvI
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPvZzT3ZjU
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagqaa49bdJ
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ774IsYMDgJ
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDSBgD4njr
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「三等於八等於五十。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PPYKRB4Ro
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8otOEwaIk5
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhDhTONISD
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBuZOOehRz
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLn3zll8io
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJFiFCTNse
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZjVgVwqEb
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaU6TIti3Vx
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllDpXA7s2P
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUcxLDPEHq
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbx1Q2Ez4ZG
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirZXZFe3Lx
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkv4y3VV6dJ
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIdDZiP1Dy
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD6hg42FSM
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJXP9AFR21
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlLw6ViMlh
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7V7jqfedA
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ920GD5X0nc
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUoZQ2HvTy
這時，小女孩───」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqEB4YawUR
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNswGmKBF9
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSR8T3J3ss
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh4hY1rvHX
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshRSH7SNfK
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxqSPOztGR
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「完美結尾！？」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Rehom0hu3
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlnvrt4CBO

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkXu2HODuD
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HzQCpvUyX
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當日結果：344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZ2XLAysU2
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難得沒有事件發生。344Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPHfiaSvVF
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柳困依然單身。

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