《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNM0hEW0oe

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CkbZxJ0xD
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「答對囉！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNTr6rXbJ5
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VR9faAYSP
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbmV5HIGU0
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「咦咦咦！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡensC3aRsEj
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jm0GWHBDe
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwkBowoBFq
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「要開始囉！一號！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyxDYVig6b
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是三岐。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZK52a9eOr
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMpEGNT9OL
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhNGhg0nDl
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVNuk52Tzv
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後面追著兩個人。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiWPtrt6Wl
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp8W9EvdXa
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHTqtbd4rS
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpr01eYZBci
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我加快腳步。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKAa2uGjPp
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOwX7Z9lQN
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYcKMoKKr7
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfgQfShvq0
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdc4nYnM1T
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwYs3uG5Zk
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGSZeW9mMM
我開始默默祈禱。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXB6mD6zRC
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCcwXMekMk
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ9BwxYZPZ
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三岐走下台。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrINOZgCgkp
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGhNRQaB2o
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5CfLWuJKe
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwDfY5RxiZ
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJre7cexGl
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBajimHlbr7
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0l96HChKT
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAacoksmZ0v
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6FFYvW34c
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「五十。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9McBav1dz
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8x0eJt9v6
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ElWqhKB8G
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7F9slnuA8
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4MmGplupO
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgkInxT9Yx
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「因為這是背景設定。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTGdzPBrSx
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOGVU37SAe
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QqerNvA6R
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「再縮短一點。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7rvJz1tyf
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXBGfcVHXJ
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「再短一點。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwti1lnXAwO
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi2EGXfq7K
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcUa04UyXi
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGGA8BwCYu
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「世債哈樓。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLglTffdkIB
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvH1wNU9sq
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5IdSGKQin
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHZ8N88UOP
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「請把酒放回桌上。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2XqOLpZ4h
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6oOUtgDQ5
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorertYTbk8
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZKfSBA3Kv
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zK9tiXkrx
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfHsPWbyz6
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVonp0RjtO
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUXRdEB6ju
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstqVKVCjDB
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tKaJ3wlNo
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqW5jKmZzn
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vcsfWlM7A
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「貓公爵是什麼？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmcRMTLlT4
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUg2PWDacKl
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgmViAbzJI
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjG376c0BMo
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeiNbIl7uS
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2Htzo0K41
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZgFEuew5V
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「三等於八。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡconxev7e4C
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQYXY0kQBa
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8gh5TJelJ
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wRsfNKQab
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInMCdhhoG6
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBxZMhHoZi
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSZcS7uxYr
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你們這群小王八蛋。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoRyVhBDGm
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHQew5YE8p
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjD2XqOh12
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoJSISidIO
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnpr4xPX7k
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFHXdQVboj
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtHOWX6e3e
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftZFoDt06w
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEU43KkY1n
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnImDFBNWBp
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0vVo5r5DP
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL8UhxMwm4
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZkJOXQ8iP
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzYqXg7IMm
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5M4PEiZ3S
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3lrvn74tv
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDPgsqeVXy
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「我還沒說完欸！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3IugGHt4oV
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PLdJOcIeY
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelxAyb0eHi
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtOdg8l3yL
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5wXK02Apl
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「上台吧，快下課了。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIqtZZaK1mE
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtj10NNPso
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVgYq9tixT
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGpKM52ra7
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpPPrTKY5w
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43nbYSr6FR
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iaIAhbzQJ
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KW4o0EFlH
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0jRJgsdnZ
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti6shiGrXT
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAZYJImYwg
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriU2nBPXlW
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtjDcCKncz
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DeQKMJiNu
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「廢話！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gB6eClSlK
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgMyw15F88
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE0IM2nEZM
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJDYVcQQ6M
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dEfNpphjE
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh1kmutFRK
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZT8Eny2fSG
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「三等於八等於五十。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd4VBXpg6E
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FcAjd5hZm
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnaFwfkXXL
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijc36EpN03
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhZiLaIs8E
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7SKRnfaMR
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4HaEga23Y
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVKc6OVgP5
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqa6Yfbtkk
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3NcTGyb81
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEOLsOaNP3
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAzBA1oJOr
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHs6TEBmqFR
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaF4qwCarT
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKe9huHowk
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsJmryHRO6
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKF0HJNy1Y
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2A4zieh7CR
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspSoJSdFGj
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwKxlfFY31
這時，小女孩───」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQorQdliRX
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9ER8h1knY
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIOnZ0IpXp5
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc7NZZ9I5o
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrIb2dYQuD
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5zBA4q62u
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「完美結尾！？」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbpYRSL1wr
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZs0QC0IXX

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0bfwbEduC
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73YtfPis9L
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當日結果：345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEpcLfTs9o
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難得沒有事件發生。345Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb99l6HbVJ9
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柳困依然單身。

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