(猴王棄船上岸,來到一座高山腳下)57Please respect copyright.PENANA0EAmsG6Uw7
(這座山有無數條山路通向山頂)57Please respect copyright.PENANA3JKAy94Cwj
猴王:這麽多山路,走那條路上山呢?57Please respect copyright.PENANACKqF2NfeKX
(猶豫不決)57Please respect copyright.PENANAx8Szfr0rQK
猴王:唉!幹脆在山下等神仙算了,省著花力氣上山。57Please respect copyright.PENANA98RZaP9OyG
(不一會兒,一條山路上走下一個人)57Please respect copyright.PENANAGMMGB7ZBbK
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)57Please respect copyright.PENANA5X26pNNYNK
路人:啊!妖怪!(連滾帶爬的跑了)57Please respect copyright.PENANAPqNfDJle3U
猴王:切,真沒見過世面。57Please respect copyright.PENANAaL53Y9CSWL
(不一會兒,另一條山路上走下一個人)57Please respect copyright.PENANAqgjlf57ruy
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。57Please respect copyright.PENANA0LAbsHcVPc
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人甲。57Please respect copyright.PENANAf6TGZzQ8ks
(路人甲下山走了)57Please respect copyright.PENANAXVyb5mKtbb
猴王:失敗。57Please respect copyright.PENANAMFu86nIn1E
(不一會兒,又有一條山路上走下一個人)57Please respect copyright.PENANAPsarHv6Zvn
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。57Please respect copyright.PENANAtTC462eqe3
路人:對不起!我不是神仙,我是路人乙。57Please respect copyright.PENANAdEr9XrBRok
(路人乙下山走了)57Please respect copyright.PENANAhAaWqLBaqU
猴王:失敗。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbwsP7OODjL
(不一會兒,另外一條山路上走下一個人)57Please respect copyright.PENANAz76Rh0ynCO
猴王:啊!神仙!(跪在路人面前)求你教我長生不老之術。57Please respect copyright.PENANAgXLeVUozte
路人:對不起!我不是神仙。我是……57Please respect copyright.PENANAYilDBqj2pj
猴王:你是路人丙?57Please respect copyright.PENANATPRvvJ3Tkj
路人:錯!我是上山砍柴的,你可以叫我樵夫。57Please respect copyright.PENANAOkXXK6EzvH
猴王:哦!你姓樵名夫?57Please respect copyright.PENANAiYhqOyaPVj
樵夫:你可以這麽稱我。57Please respect copyright.PENANAbT30XwJq6W
猴王:你的名字跟我一個愛卿的名字有點相似。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGerqzdBhEx
樵夫:什嘛?57Please respect copyright.PENANAXRPdIzgLso
猴王:咳咳咳!我是說,你的名字跟我一個叫愛卿的朋友的名字有點差不多的意思。57Please respect copyright.PENANAURM4ZZX5KO
樵夫:沒聽明白。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYOU35SJkuN
猴王:那就最好不過了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAfGSVWmnrcf
樵夫:我趕著去集市賣柴,回見了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAaH6iUhN2fS
猴王:等等。你經常山上砍柴吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAQCpc0H7Eiu
樵夫:是啊!我每天都上山砍柴,風雨無阻。57Please respect copyright.PENANAmx9BgaVMAR
猴王:你這種精神我會好好學習。57Please respect copyright.PENANAYzmkpFetWC
樵夫:你也要上山砍柴啊?57Please respect copyright.PENANAtDOyHppJtp
猴王:錯!我是上山修仙學道。57Please respect copyright.PENANAR3sJ35akJb
樵夫:哦。你算是找對地方了!57Please respect copyright.PENANA3T67CEs65P
猴王:這座山上有神仙居住嗎?57Please respect copyright.PENANA6d5TQ61BWh
樵夫:有啊!這座山名為靈臺山,山上有個三星洞,洞中住著一位神仙,叫菩提祖師。很多修仙學道的都拜他為師。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6DR7AX8479
猴王:哦哦哦。57Please respect copyright.PENANAGyT4U43GKS
樵夫:你丫趕快上山吧!57Please respect copyright.PENANAi7CZCBahfM
猴王:可上山的路這麽多,該走那條路?57Please respect copyright.PENANApoU1fLQQpv
樵夫:你閉上眼睛,身體原地轉幾個圈,睜眼看到那條路就走那條路。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkUgpElMoDI
猴王:這麽容易搞定?57Please respect copyright.PENANAdjKKBnHwhL
(嗖——!猴王已至山頂。忽見一座洞府外閃閃發光。)57Please respect copyright.PENANAKRvhOHCu6M
猴王:哇!神仙住的地方肯定寶貝不少。57Please respect copyright.PENANAxt3IyfmEjX
(走進一看,卻是幾個發光字,上面寫著:靈臺方寸山,斜月三星洞。)57Please respect copyright.PENANAzVz22tSHzr
猴王:唉!神仙咋弄發光字裝飾門面?57Please respect copyright.PENANArmUr8xvONA
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門開了)57Please respect copyright.PENANAQE9X2UOwSv
猴王:咦,這門挺神奇的,竟是自動門。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWHV25AfN6B
(進門一看,又是一道門)57Please respect copyright.PENANAQE6WIClTAQ
猴王:靠!弄這多門幹嘛?這位神仙不會是位門神吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANArQodkgGodh
(剛要敲門,「哢」一聲,門又開了)57Please respect copyright.PENANALJJUwicWwZ
猴王:又是自動門。我進!57Please respect copyright.PENANA7TtZPuP1nu
(咚!……哎呀!)57Please respect copyright.PENANAAPzHLu3BvQ
(猴王手捂猴頭,退出門外)57Please respect copyright.PENANAKlaxJY71qO
猴王:是誰撞我?是誰撞我?還不現身?!57Please respect copyright.PENANAyZsRd3IjaU
(門內,走出一位仙童)57Please respect copyright.PENANAGwO20wNtZS
仙童:誰呀?誰呀?57Please respect copyright.PENANAuCN3QjJmIO
猴王(一舉右手):我!57Please respect copyright.PENANASnI3YrbKZF
仙童:你哪位?57Please respect copyright.PENANA4TXZCO7QMy
猴王:我來拜師學道。57Please respect copyright.PENANAwkui0CpVYP
仙童:哦,請進。57Please respect copyright.PENANAkhwVXxZIbM
猴王:你們做神仙的弄那麽多門幹嗎?57Please respect copyright.PENANA1xleKDjrmt
仙童:門多都是有名字的,一點不亂。57Please respect copyright.PENANAsKaAnmITwC
猴王:第一個門叫什麽門?57Please respect copyright.PENANAs08ICExOCJ
仙童:防盜門。57Please respect copyright.PENANAX0VFzd8WtN
猴王:第二個門叫什麽門?57Please respect copyright.PENANApXFVKuuJU5
仙童:第二個門叫,第二個防盜門。57Please respect copyright.PENANA3AdPqVhEF1
猴王:第三個門應該叫第三個防盜門吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANABYropk9J7m
仙童:錯!第三個門叫無形無色玻璃門。57Please respect copyright.PENANAw5X8zJTBh5
猴王:是無形無色的玻璃門,怪不得我會撞頭。57Please respect copyright.PENANA4tFQiLN3kb
(仙童帶著猴王來到菩提祖師座前)57Please respect copyright.PENANAyoxloLrwXO
仙童:師父,你說的拜師學道的人來了。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6RA8LmvjFr
猴王:弟子拜見師父!(俯身下拜)57Please respect copyright.PENANAyoUWHsMUIJ
(嘩!菩提祖師拿出一張紙、一支筆)57Please respect copyright.PENANAs14puJVdXM
猴王:師父,你那紙和筆幹嗎?57Please respect copyright.PENANAHlcFYpZhPd
菩提祖師:凡拜我為師者都要登記先。57Please respect copyright.PENANAZFxOp2gmo7
猴王:還有這麽個程序。你們做神仙的太講究了。57Please respect copyright.PENANAzfRt96CSpp
菩提祖師:下跪者,姓名?57Please respect copyright.PENANAVfqTB2nTCL
猴王:姓名?沒有。57Please respect copyright.PENANA108ZLLJ7yq
菩提祖師:下跪者,性別?57Please respect copyright.PENANAzfZbA2p9eu
猴王:啊!這個還要問?57Please respect copyright.PENANAHc73VJxIEv
菩提祖師:當然!我的弟子很多,有男弟子、女弟子。你若是女弟子,我讓你住男弟子宿舍,你願住嗎?57Please respect copyright.PENANAeFq0kefrSo
猴王:那樣住挺刺激的。可惜我不是女弟子。57Please respect copyright.PENANAXCCJvaP6ZV
菩提祖師:下跪者,家住何方?57Please respect copyright.PENANANTAKc24LLU
猴王:弟子家住東勝神洲傲來國花果山水簾洞。57Please respect copyright.PENANACOA8gmk2JJ
菩提祖師:啊!你怎麽到這裏的?花果山水簾洞到我這兒隔著兩重大海呢!57Please respect copyright.PENANA4xKWSmvVi0
猴王:錯!花果山水簾洞到這裏隔著三重大海。57Please respect copyright.PENANAVdURxX7tmH
菩提祖師:是三重大海嗎?57Please respect copyright.PENANA5EvY510PB0
猴王:是,師父。57Please respect copyright.PENANActItMEf6Z5
菩提祖師:我又掐指算錯了。凡修煉成仙者一修煉就是上百年、上千年,都是正統的宅男宅女,無視了外界的變化。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8QUeISTZE5
猴王:師父,弟子建議你老人家再修煉的時候偷偷溜出去逛逛,熟悉熟悉變化的地勢地理。別等著出門迷路回不了家,那麻煩可就大了。57Please respect copyright.PENANA8RWNg1VBfk
菩提祖師:為師知道啦。童兒,你帶他下去休息,明日聽我講經論道。57Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ldjd7J0aS
仙童:跟我走吧。57Please respect copyright.PENANAze7ScXxl43
(猴王原地一動不動)57Please respect copyright.PENANAeah4m9TAht
仙童:沒有,跟我走啦!57Please respect copyright.PENANAdI7lAwNYL0
(猴王還是原地一動不動)57Please respect copyright.PENANAyplBv4xARq
菩提祖師:沒有,你沒聽見嗎?57Please respect copyright.PENANAIl93s1Y5Ob
猴王(撓撓頭):師父,你在叫我?57Please respect copyright.PENANAePktwvdaRk
菩提祖師:不是叫你叫誰?!你不叫沒有嗎?57Please respect copyright.PENANAMDadWIBt0S
猴王:師父,弟子不叫沒有。57Please respect copyright.PENANAxinkLbU6af
菩提祖師:我問你姓名,你明明說你叫沒有!57Please respect copyright.PENANAI3qLnAndsL
猴王:嘻嘻!師父,你老人家犯了一個低級錯誤。我說沒有的意思是,我沒有名字。57Please respect copyright.PENANAKoMclrhYOc
菩提祖師:啊,你竟沒有名字?!57Please respect copyright.PENANAt6dUdv6ztT
猴王:師父,你給弟子取個名字吧?57Please respect copyright.PENANAURo6nE1BgU
菩提祖師:嗯~~~~~~你就叫——孫悟空吧!57Please respect copyright.PENANArGpyvKLbI4
猴王:孫~悟~空~?這個名字好像不怎麽好?57Please respect copyright.PENANAQeYpgZVGGD
菩提祖師:你先就這麽叫。等為師想到好的名字,再給你改改。57Please respect copyright.PENANAjqE3h8ZvVd
悟空:謝師父取名。57Please respect copyright.PENANACmGwmxwP6G
(第二日,悟空跟著眾師兄習字焚香,聽菩提祖師講經論道)57Please respect copyright.PENANA5gxcU3SilY
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ISSUE #2
第02回 拜師三星洞
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